first of all, i havent posted all week cuz i didnt feel like it, i actually just came here now so i could post a link and then scram, but since im here, ill post.
first of all, lets start of with a little story.
once upon a time, gus and his friend elliot were bored, so they went up to some random gangsta and said
"don't cry, it's just a joke."
and the gangsta promptly started following them as they walked away saying "hey what the fuck you fucking talking about you cockbitches? you fucking fuckas what the fuck you fuckin saying you stupid nigga fuckin bitches?!" and more of the same, for the next five minutes.
about 10 minutes later, gus and elliot tried the same thing again.
this time, the gangsta ran up to elliot and pushed him onto the ground and turned to gus and said
"what the fuckin you saying, dont cry is just a joke?! you wan fuckin do somin fuckin cocfuckin?"
at which point, the whole gang showed up and started telling gus
"beat that nigga up! ill help you!"
gus wisely said
"no thank you."
and the gangsta, his pride restored, said
"thas wat i thought fucka"
the end.
just to clarify things, im not some masochist who wants to get killed by some random gangsters, im a kid in middle school, who happens to like to walk up to people and say random things.
bridgehead brownies are the best. you dont even need to bring a lunch, just go buy a bridgehead brownie and its big enough for a lunch. i also love bridge head itself. it has fair trade stuff, which is good, and it has homosexual people who sell you brownies, which is good because i was raised to accept and embrace homosexuality. (i think my mom would probably like me more if i was homosexual)
i wonder if homosexuals prefer to be called gay or homosexual.
i got detention for not doing some stupid project on what math would be if it was alive. my friend (not friend), daniel, got a detention in every class except for art, which annoys me, because it just goes to show how much people are allowed to slack off when it comes to art. i want to go to canterbury for visual art, so i think it's stupid that someone with the artistic skill of a rabid mongoose is able to succeed in art class.
i saw a roadkilled squirrel on the way home from school the other day. it wasnt your average, everyday, dead squirrel. it was half a squirrel, with guts and gore all over the street.
i got my hep b vaccination on friday. now my arm hurts. the nurse slapped elliot in the face. goodbye.
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